HEY SHORTNESS!!!!! What's going on? How are my daughters? I know girl I changed my cell number 3 times. I finally changed services because I think the African had someone who worked for the company. My phones are never in my name, but I stupidly unblocked my number one time and he saw the name it is under on his caller id. Yes, things are great with Jayden even though I almost suffocated his ass yesterday. He is so f*cking BAD. Yes, a 9 month old can be bad. He's teething, cranky and HITTING me. I can't wait until he is 2 so I can wear his little ass out! He won't sleep in his crib at all! I put him in there on saturday while I took a shower I came out and this boy is standing up hanging OVER the crib! I lowered it (mattress), but he's tall, so he can still stand up and hold the rail. He is getting so big and is quite a handful. I stopped going to the gym because he cries the entire time and they call me down to get him. I don't know what to do. My mom won't even watch him.lol Oh and he broke the spacebar off on my MAC. He thinks this is his laptop, but won't let me get on his. I sound like I'm talking about a toddler not a 9 month old. Anyway, I got rid of the African once and for all AMEN. How are things with you?
DIAMOND! I hate sending emails or even jumping on this laptop since I don't have a spacebar it's so frustrating and the closest Mac genius bar is 35 mins away and with a bad ass in the back seat it feels like a 2 hour ride. Hey are you still with the veggieman?
ADRI, hi mama. As you can see from above I am overwhelmed. I really want to strangle his ass sometimes, I know mothers aren't suppose to say that, but it's true. He's so cute though and I know it's only temporary because he's teething. OH, I moved him in to the convertible car seat as you suggested on email, he's too tall to sit rear facing, but the cop who installed it says I have to keep him that way until he is 1. His legs are cramped up. do you think I should turn it facing forward? How's my girl doing?
I cannot wait until this kid is 1 and on whole milk his ass is going to DAYCARE. I cannot be a stay at home mother it is the hardest job ever.
Ok, so check this out I went to the therapist and she says I am depressed and focusing my attention on food. LOL I fucking died laughing I didn't need a analyst to tell me that. Speaking of food I found peach pie in massachusetts which is unheard of. I haven't baked it yet, but in a few hours it's on.
The head bitch is on my case, she sent another one of the girls to check on my progress (weight), now she wants me to get the lap band LOL I'm not fat enough for that! lol I haven't gained any weight, but I also haven't lost anything. I don't know what to do I can't stop eating! FUCK!!!!!
January 27, 2010
December 17, 2009
I'm on my way
So, yesterday I FINALLY went to the gym and OMG I almost died on the elliptical machine after 10 mins, luckily I was waiting on my gym partner to arrive so I had to stay on for the full 30 mins. After I completed the 30 mins I climbed on to the treadmill to run and then I heard my name called over the speaker "Conchita please come to the childcare room" lol I knew jayden wouldn't last long without me. This was his first time ever without me, so I expected a short workout. I arrived to the room to find him crying hysterically I felt bad, but not that bad because he's going back today...My workout partner is a 42 year old mother of 2 adults and is on a mission to get in shape to get a man lol good for her. She actually showed up at the babysitting room because she heard them call me over the speaker. Linda (her name) seems pretty normal for someone I found on Craigslist over a MONTH ago. Today I plan on returning to the gym and hopefully Jayden will last for an hour.
After rereading my last post about Jayden's father I decided to change my cell number, so I no longer have to have any contact with him. I want to get all of my ducks lined up before the new year rings in. Having that much hate in your heart for someone is not healthy and so I have to just leave his ass alone.
i'll be back later Jayden almost fell off the bed!
After rereading my last post about Jayden's father I decided to change my cell number, so I no longer have to have any contact with him. I want to get all of my ducks lined up before the new year rings in. Having that much hate in your heart for someone is not healthy and so I have to just leave his ass alone.
i'll be back later Jayden almost fell off the bed!
December 16, 2009
HANDBOOK 2010
Someone sent this to me today. I thought I would share it with you.
Health:
1. Drink plenty of water.
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy
5. Make time to pray.
6. Play more games
7. Read more books than you did in 2009.
8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day
9. Sleep for 7 hours.
10. Take a 10-30 minutes walk daily. And while you walk, smile.
Personality:
11. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
12. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
13. Don't over do. Keep your limits.
14. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
15. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
16. Dream more while you are awake
17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
18. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with His/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
20. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
21. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
23. Smile and laugh more.
24. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree...
Society:
25. Call your family often.
26. Each day give something good to others.
27. Forgive everyone for everything.
28. Spend time w/ people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
29. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
30. What other people think of you is none of your business.
31. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
Life:
32. Do the right thing!
33. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
34. GOD heals everything.
35. However good or bad a situation is, it will change..
36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
37. The best is yet to come..
38. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.
39. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.
Health:
1. Drink plenty of water.
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy
5. Make time to pray.
6. Play more games
7. Read more books than you did in 2009.
8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day
9. Sleep for 7 hours.
10. Take a 10-30 minutes walk daily. And while you walk, smile.
Personality:
11. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
12. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
13. Don't over do. Keep your limits.
14. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
15. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
16. Dream more while you are awake
17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
18. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with His/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
20. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
21. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
23. Smile and laugh more.
24. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree...
Society:
25. Call your family often.
26. Each day give something good to others.
27. Forgive everyone for everything.
28. Spend time w/ people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
29. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
30. What other people think of you is none of your business.
31. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
Life:
32. Do the right thing!
33. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
34. GOD heals everything.
35. However good or bad a situation is, it will change..
36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
37. The best is yet to come..
38. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.
39. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.
December 11, 2009
"Get on with it!"
This is what I say every morning as I look at my beautiful Jayden and daydream about Cinnabuns for breakfast and blueberry pie for lunch. I am now 178 pounds, a bloody moose, a God damn pig. I stuff my face daily with sweets and goodies, especially chocolate cupcakes with buttercream frosting from Flour Bakery. I am in such a food coma these days I even give Jayden licks of chocolate here and there and now he is a chocolate addict at 8 months old BAD MOM. I have joined and paid for the gym for the past 2 months and I haven't stepped foot in it since registration. I have finally come to the conclusion that I am fat, unmotivated and depressed. It's time for a change or a wake up call from the head bitch to snap me back in to reality.
So, I posted an ad on Craigslist for a workout buddy in my area. I don't know anyone out here, so that was step 1. I did receive a few responses and one girl is going to sign up on Wednesday. The only problem is I want to work out during the day, not at 5:30 when all the moms are dropping their kids off at the daycare and my son won't get the personal attention he deserves and desires. lol I've never left him alone with anyone, so this will be quite different. Step 2 I did attempt to enroll back in school a few weeks back, but I got discouraged thinking about Jayden being in daycare all day and having to pump my breast milk. I'm exhausted just thinking about it, so I'm going to put everything on hold until he is 1 and on whole milk drinking out of a sippy cup and breastfeeding at night. So, my new step 2 is seeking THERAPY, but not from anything in the past. I'm going to tell the therapist I'm not interested in that I just want to bitch and moan about what is currently happening. I'm paying, so you do what I want.
I can't stand the black bastard, this man has no common sense. Just basic shit he doesn't understand. I don't know if it's a cultural thing or if he's just a fucking idiot. I think it's the latter. He never sees J and sends a WHOPPIN $200 a month like that does anything. If J was in the daycare I plan on enrolling him in next fall it is $375 a week, so your $200 is nothing loser, that is Jayden's toy money. Speaking of toys, this child is spoiled he has a REAL laptop because the toy one he's not interested in and he continues to want to get on my Mac and I'm not allowing that to happen. For Xmas he has over 20 toys including Elmo Live Encore which he doesn't need, but cries for every time he sees him at Walmart ( I live there). Spoiled, spoiled, spoiled. I also got him a prepaid cell phone BECAUSE I bought him a Elmo one and he wants nothing to do with it he wants mine, so he now has his own cell to chew on. PLUS he's only 8 months (this Sat) he won't even remember this shit. Back to the bastard, I guess he figured I was a typical woman who would want to be a family and would be looking forward to that after having his baby NOT listen African I am an AMERICAN woman, I don't want nor do I need your black ass. Jayden can spend time with you when he is 2 and can use his cell phone to tell me what the hell is going on so I know that you are treating him well, until then beat it pal! He called me over 20 times and left 5 voice mails just to ask me what size Jayden wears, he's a fucking obsessive psycho. I finally told him last week that I moved out of state. He's such a idiot he never asked where the hell I was. This black bastard is not a man he is a fucking nit wit from Africa. I know a lot of Africans and have never met one like him, most of them are educated, quick wit and responsible, he is...lets say it together "A FUCKING MORON"
Penee, I don't speak to her at all. There comes a time in ones life when you can't hang around with people who are almost 40, have been living with their grandmother for over 10 yrs, don't have a job, kids or a car and married a African for money. I mean really I'm a mother now. Penee is great for fun, but other than that she needs to get her shit together. Perhaps her and the black bastard should get together and be stupid and unmotivated together.
Claudia is a wonderful godmother, she sends Jayden shit all the time and continues to be supportive and a true friend.
I LOVE being a mother. OMG I can go on and on about how great it is. The only downside is my stomach looks like I was ran over by tires. DISGUSTING. All of my weight is above the waist. My tits are a size F, a friggin F. Good lord! I look like a porn star.
Jayden just woke up so I have to go. ta ta xoxo-Brunette fat ass bombshell
PS I am so pissed at Jersey Shore (Mtv), Housewives of NJ (Bravo) and a few other shows that are exposing my NJ, NY, Boston accent (when I am relaxed or pissed I speak with a heavy accent). So many people say "omg you sound like.." fuck off people I do not!...I use to go to Seaside (heights) all summer when I was in high school I lived 15 mins from it. All the hot guys from NY would come down to go clubbing. Those were the good old days. I actually took Jayden there shortly after he was born. I love the Shore and I'm not a "Guidette" lol
PPS I went on PostSecret that shit is depressing it made me want to commit suicide DAMN! lol and I thought I had problems. I did enjoy the pic of The Basilica of the Sacred heart. I had a very surreal experience there. Magical place. luv luv luv it. luv Paris
So, I posted an ad on Craigslist for a workout buddy in my area. I don't know anyone out here, so that was step 1. I did receive a few responses and one girl is going to sign up on Wednesday. The only problem is I want to work out during the day, not at 5:30 when all the moms are dropping their kids off at the daycare and my son won't get the personal attention he deserves and desires. lol I've never left him alone with anyone, so this will be quite different. Step 2 I did attempt to enroll back in school a few weeks back, but I got discouraged thinking about Jayden being in daycare all day and having to pump my breast milk. I'm exhausted just thinking about it, so I'm going to put everything on hold until he is 1 and on whole milk drinking out of a sippy cup and breastfeeding at night. So, my new step 2 is seeking THERAPY, but not from anything in the past. I'm going to tell the therapist I'm not interested in that I just want to bitch and moan about what is currently happening. I'm paying, so you do what I want.
I can't stand the black bastard, this man has no common sense. Just basic shit he doesn't understand. I don't know if it's a cultural thing or if he's just a fucking idiot. I think it's the latter. He never sees J and sends a WHOPPIN $200 a month like that does anything. If J was in the daycare I plan on enrolling him in next fall it is $375 a week, so your $200 is nothing loser, that is Jayden's toy money. Speaking of toys, this child is spoiled he has a REAL laptop because the toy one he's not interested in and he continues to want to get on my Mac and I'm not allowing that to happen. For Xmas he has over 20 toys including Elmo Live Encore which he doesn't need, but cries for every time he sees him at Walmart ( I live there). Spoiled, spoiled, spoiled. I also got him a prepaid cell phone BECAUSE I bought him a Elmo one and he wants nothing to do with it he wants mine, so he now has his own cell to chew on. PLUS he's only 8 months (this Sat) he won't even remember this shit. Back to the bastard, I guess he figured I was a typical woman who would want to be a family and would be looking forward to that after having his baby NOT listen African I am an AMERICAN woman, I don't want nor do I need your black ass. Jayden can spend time with you when he is 2 and can use his cell phone to tell me what the hell is going on so I know that you are treating him well, until then beat it pal! He called me over 20 times and left 5 voice mails just to ask me what size Jayden wears, he's a fucking obsessive psycho. I finally told him last week that I moved out of state. He's such a idiot he never asked where the hell I was. This black bastard is not a man he is a fucking nit wit from Africa. I know a lot of Africans and have never met one like him, most of them are educated, quick wit and responsible, he is...lets say it together "A FUCKING MORON"
Penee, I don't speak to her at all. There comes a time in ones life when you can't hang around with people who are almost 40, have been living with their grandmother for over 10 yrs, don't have a job, kids or a car and married a African for money. I mean really I'm a mother now. Penee is great for fun, but other than that she needs to get her shit together. Perhaps her and the black bastard should get together and be stupid and unmotivated together.
Claudia is a wonderful godmother, she sends Jayden shit all the time and continues to be supportive and a true friend.
I LOVE being a mother. OMG I can go on and on about how great it is. The only downside is my stomach looks like I was ran over by tires. DISGUSTING. All of my weight is above the waist. My tits are a size F, a friggin F. Good lord! I look like a porn star.
Jayden just woke up so I have to go. ta ta xoxo-Brunette fat ass bombshell
PS I am so pissed at Jersey Shore (Mtv), Housewives of NJ (Bravo) and a few other shows that are exposing my NJ, NY, Boston accent (when I am relaxed or pissed I speak with a heavy accent). So many people say "omg you sound like.." fuck off people I do not!...I use to go to Seaside (heights) all summer when I was in high school I lived 15 mins from it. All the hot guys from NY would come down to go clubbing. Those were the good old days. I actually took Jayden there shortly after he was born. I love the Shore and I'm not a "Guidette" lol
PPS I went on PostSecret that shit is depressing it made me want to commit suicide DAMN! lol and I thought I had problems. I did enjoy the pic of The Basilica of the Sacred heart. I had a very surreal experience there. Magical place. luv luv luv it. luv Paris
November 13, 2009
Whole Foods YUMMY
If you have a chance and live near Whole foods you MUST stop by the bakery and pick up a strawberry shortcake cake. It's not actual shortcake, but it's the best friggin cake I've ever had. They sell it in individual sizes as well...Ok, I know you didn't come on here to hear about cake and I do need to respond to some of your messages so I will be back before the end of the weekend....updated I responded to all of your comments, if I missed anyone let me know.
Monday 8:25 am
I was dreaming about taking Jayden to Sesame Street in PA and having a nightmare about not being about to figure out the discount on the purchase of some stuffed animals (btw this happens in real life too) I woke up and was in mid pee. I was pissing on myself! I jumped up, woke Jayden (he sleeps in the bed with me he thinks his crib is for playtime only) finished peeing in the toilet, changed the sheets, took a shower and Jayden finally went back to sleep 5 mins ago. This happened at 6am. ONLY ME! I'll write later when I come back from the supermarket I'm buying blueberry pie with vanilla ice cream. I don't like it homemade I like the frozen Mrs. Smiths and I can't find it anywhere, so this will be my 3rd supermarket trip. I don't like Sara Lee the crust isn't buttery. OMG I am addicted to food. Who goes on and on about blueberry pie and drives all over the state for a particular brand? SICK SICK SICK.
August 3, 2009
Hello Lovies
I'm on hiatus until October. Right now I'm enjoying every minute of motherhood and slowly getting my life back on track. Until then Adios. XOXO- Brunette Bombshell
May 7, 2009
HOLY SHIT
I'm being induced now. I'm fucking scared I'm not ready to do this. Plus I'm hungry and they won't let me eat. I'm pissed that my mom won't smuggle in a cheeseburger for me. wtf? Well he'll be here by tomorrow morning wish me luck and pray for me. xoxo-brunette bombshell
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