December 23, 2008

Baby news

Yesterday I attempted to get out of my parking space which was covered in ice and snow. With no such luck, as I'm over 5 months pregnant I couldn't shovel my way out and I had already slipped on ice last week and nearly killed myself so taking another chance wasn't worth it if it would harm the baby. Anyway, I missed my ultrasound appointment AGAIN. I rescheduled it for next week, but since I couldn't wait any longer I decided at 4am to head over to Boston Medical Center and tell them I was having pains in my stomach. I know I shouldn't lie, but I wanted to know what I was having the suspense was killing me and come on a little white lie never hurt anyone. I showed up in full actors mode "I'm 22 weeks pregnant and I'm having pain in my lower abdomen" they immediately rushed me to get an ultrasound and then I said "is it a girl?" and the ultrasound person said "No, it's a boy!" I said "a boy? a boy?" and then I cried. I wanted a girl, but then I realized at that moment it didn't matter what I wanted it's my baby and I'm thrilled no matter what the sex is. Then he moved the monitor so I could see the baby and guess what happened? You got it, a panic attack. I couldn't breath, I was sweating and trying to take my damn shirt off, until he asked me to turn on my side and breathe deep slow breaths. I was mortified. Why is it every time I see the baby I hyperventilate? I feel bad, the baby had enough and decided the show was over and turned on his side and called it a day. I laughed I said to the ultrasound technician "that is definitely my son, he has no patience for nonsense". lol

When the tech was finished he said the baby looked healthy and fine and couldn't find any problems. I told him it was probably just gas. lol The dr wanted to see me next, so I told him I needed to use the restroom and I LEFT THE HOSPITAL. lol Hey, I got what I wanted. It's a boy. little Jayden.

Diamond, I know one thing you better stop calling my baby a Nigerian thief. lol I was laughing so hard when I read your last comment. You are a horrible auntie, you Dominican slut. lol Why is it that when I was sitting among the poor people of Boston in the ER I suddenly reached for my phone to call the head bitch to tell her we have a deal and to send me my fucking money pronto, so I can live right? I didn't, but it's getting harder and harder to fight the devil. I hope you had a safe trip to your mamas house.


Happy Holidays to everyone. Be safe and remember it's not about the gifts it's about spending time with the ones you love.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Congratulations!! on baby Boy Jayden, I have never met an ugly Jayden, so that's a good sign :o)!!!
So glad to see your back to your normal self youa and diamond crack me up. Hope you had a very Merry Christmas, and have a Happy New Year.

xoxoxo-
Adriana

anonymous stripper said...

Girl!

I tried to post here 4 different damn times from my blackberry while i was at my moms house and the shit never wirked. So here I am. Happy New Year to you and baby J.
I got my just deserts for talking shit about the Nigerian scam artist that you are carrying (last time I swear! Don't hit me!) I went out with my cousin and her 11 month old baby and the baby is a GOD DAMN thief. sigh. I wish I was kidding. This child straight up was hiding shit in the baby carier. and the heifer knew what she was doing! I saw her hide a big ass stick of blush in there! And when we got outside of the store she pulled it out and started fucking laughing. And I looked at my cousin and said your fuckin baby is a booster ! and the baby staright up kept showing me the bluch and laughing! 11 months! I ain't having no kids. The coldest part is that when my cousin took the baby out of the carrier, there was all kinds of shit in there that the baby stashed. A YSL mascara (yeah I'm using that shit! I kept it, don't judge!!!LOL) Some Nars nail polish and some random ass lipglosses. we could have opened a dime store wit all that loot!

So I will not ever talk shit about my handsome new nephew Jaden. I want to know what your first holiday pregnant is going. How are you feeling? How's the preganancy going?

Holla at playa,

diamond

anonymous stripper said...

where are you? i miss you, should i be worried :(

holla back
diamond

Anonymous said...

Chica gives us an update, hope all is well. I know your probably busy but just a little holler letting us know your good

Adriana

anonymous stripper said...

where are you?????

xoxo
diamond

Jaden said...

A lot has happened for you. Big life changes. Congratulations as you are over the hump, so to speak.

What can I say? I am honored to be your baby's namesake. And yes it is true, all of us Jadens are foxy. About 75% of Jadens are male. Jaden means: God has heard.

A boy is good news. As adults, they are more mellow (and loving to mommy), but as children, they are way more hyperactive and get into more trouble than girls, so he will keep you on your toes.

Happy New Year and new life to you!

Brunette Bombshell said...

Hi guys,

I'm fine. I don't have access to the internet every since the ice storm in December and I can't post from my phone for some reason. Hopefully, my neighbor doesn't put a security code on his wireless so I can jump on here later and respond to each of you individually. Today is an exciting day and I can't wait to discuss it. If I'm not back today, don't worry the Nigerian didn't kill me although he probably wishes he did right about now...I'm watching the marching bands and they are KILLING it. I am jamming to "I got the feeling". Obama looks so handsome. Lord, I can not believe this day is actually here. Thank you Jesus. Be back later. XOXO-Brunette Bombshell

anonymous stripper said...

giirrrllll!

I thought the Nigerian had you hemmed up for real!

diamond

Brunette Bombshell said...

Diamond,

LOL girl please I wish he would do something to me. lol He wouldn't he wants this baby. I'm more afraid of him trying to steal him after he's born (seriously).

So, my Xmas was OK I was still out of the house due to the storm, but we went out for an expensive dinner and I was satisfied.

New Years Eve I was with BD (baby daddy), we ordered Chinese, snuggled and fell asleep. We missed the damn dropping of the ball. We didn't even have sex until he woke up at 2am after he called Nigeria and made me speak to his sister. Negro I am tired HELLO. lol
I stayed with him for a full 7 days (the longest I've ever been with him) before he pissed me off and I left, I haven't returned and don't plan on it. He uses the baby to get close to me. For instance "I bought Jayden some Jordans" lol "lets go buy the crib" etc. Fuck it, if he wants to buy it I'll let him, but he's not getting any sex I've given away enough free sex to him and he's getting a light skinned baby from me HELLO. lol
So, I decided that Jayden's middle name is going to be Manolo. I don't fucking care I miss my shoes, plus he was Scarface's best friend in the movie (ghetto I know).

Hi Adriana. I love your name. Thanx for worrying about me. I'm ok, but check on me around the end of April because I'm scared to death of labor. lol

Linda/Alena: Thanks for stopping by. I know you posted under my "Never Been Prouder" post, but I didn't want my thank you to get lost.

JADEN, yes girl my son is being named after you. I love your spirit. I don't have nightmares about him being ugly anymore because I saw a picture of his other son and he is adorable and I know his ex wife doesn't look better than me, so my baby should be good to go. lol "Foxy" I love that word. "they are more mellow (and loving to mommy)" everyone says that. I can't wait to meet my little guy, who by the way isn't so little. I went to the dr's last week and she said he is measuring big. Lord have mercy I am going to be pushing out a damn toddler. lol
I miss you guys so much. There are so many things to share. I'm going to start writing on a word doc and then when I'm able to get online I'll transfer it.

Miss you guys. XOXO-Brunette Bombshell

PS Diamond see talking all that shit about Jayden and your cousin is a fucking booster. lol I need a booster right about now, bring the baby to Boston so I can leave with 1/2 of babies r us. lol YSL mascara yeah bitch I am judging you. lol no sa (that means just kidding in Boston lingo)

anonymous stripper said...

ummmm! you need to rewind bitch! dont come and drop some crazy ass bomb about you and the nigerian spending new years together "cupcakin" and shit like its normal. i need details. my nosey ass needs the how and the why!
and for definition of cupcakin:
www.youtube.com/watch?vmAkXWEjig


diamond

ps. i fell of the couch when you called my baby cousin a booster!